Category: Featured

This is The Most Deadly AR-15 Modification Yet

Earlier this year, you might remember the slew of memes that followed USA Today’s decision to suggest that chainsaw bayonets were a common modification to the AR-15. The sheer hyperbole of the infographic was simply too much for memers to pass up, and they’ve thankfully continued this hilarious tradition.

This time, we’re taking a jab at the strange decision by some parts of California to make straws illegal — because of the environment, or something…

Excellent decision, liberals. Don’t worry about the hordes of foreign nationals entering your borders with no vetting whatsoever. What’s really going to save the world is making it more difficult for everyone to enjoy a beverage.

For the sake of the midterms, let’s hope the left keeps coming up with ideas like this. Apart from this, all they’ve been telling us about their platform is that they are not, in fact, Donald Trump — which is supposed to be some sort of positive.

~ Facts Not Memes

Remember When ALL of These People Met with Putin?

When President Donald Trump met with Russian President Vladimir Putin earlier in July, the mainstream media went into full meltdown mode.

As Trump stood by his Kremlin counterpart indicating that he wanted to work toward more friendly relations between their two countries, all the likes of CNN, MSNBC, the Washington Post, and others could talk about is how the White House is under the thumb of a former KGB agent.

Apparently, the talking heads have a very short memory — every single head of state who has served during Putin’s reign has had to talk to the Russian leader at some point or another. During her time as Barack Obama’s Secretary of State, Hillary Clinton had to do the same. In short, members of the executive branch have to engage in diplomacy from time to time — sometimes with leaders whose policies are abhorrent by western standards.

All of this is part of the left-wing witch hunt, and it’s only going to continue as Special Counsel Robert Mueller drags his feet on his baseless investigation into the alleged Trump-Russia connection.

~ Facts Not Memes

Capitalism is So Great That Even Socialists Love It

New York congressional candidate Alexandria Ocasio-Cortez really is the gift that keeps on giving.

From her suggestion that the unemployment rate is so low because “everyone has two jobs” to her incessant need to virtue signal at every opportunity, the left-wing darling has become a walking, talking parody of the so-called democratic socialist movement in the United States.

Ocasio-Cortez loves to slam capitalism and the allegedly oppressive hierarchies that it creates, but apparently she is a full-on practitioner — as her campaign demonstrates.

Shouldn’t these items be free of charge? Or rather, shouldn’t they just be arbitrarily mailed out to random people who may not have them? It’s almost like she realizes that she needs to make money or something…

Yes, even the former bartender understands that she needed to pay someone to make these products, and she has to charge people who want to buy them in order to stay solvent. That’s not just capitalism — it’s a basic economic reality.

But, go ahead and keep fighting the man, Alexandria. We all know how this ends…because it’s happened before.

~ Facts Not Memes