Speaking of jokers, the House Judiciary Committee led by Rep. Jerald Nadler (D-NY) held another day of “impeachment hearings.” If this comes as a surprise to you, don’t worry – you still haven’t missed anything.
After several weeks of secret basement inquisition hearings, followed by his public hearings which revealed zero crimes by President Trump, Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (Joker-CA) published his big “impeachment report.”
But instead of being a grownup and attending the Judiciary Committee hearing to report his findings, Joker Schiff was a no-show. Joker Schiff sent one of his staff lawyers to present his own report.
Maybe Joker Schiff was worried that so many GOP members wanted to ask about why Joker Schiff obtained warrants to spy on the phone calls of journalists, President Trump’s private attorneys and a Republican member of the House?
At any rate, the question most commonly asked in that round of Impeachment-Palooza was, “Where’s Adam?!” What a joker: Schiff wants to impeach the President of the United States, but doesn’t have the guts to defend his own report.
And for what it’s worth (and because we enjoy starting social media fights), Cesar Romero was the best Joker out of all the iterations of Batman.