Well, it’s September. We’re less than two months out from one of the most consequential elections in American history. Can you believe all of those Joe Biden yard signs, Joe Biden billboards, Joe Biden bumper stickers, Joe Biden coffee mugs, Joe Biden bobblehead dolls, Joe Biden flags and other Joe Biden 2020 campaign memorabilia all over the place?
Oh, wait…
Those aren’t actually things that seem to exist in America in 2020. Weird!
There are no Biden yard signs, no Biden billboards, no Biden anything, anywhere that we’ve seen. And trust us on this: We have secret meme agents stationed all across the country. We even have a secret meme agent stationed deep behind enemy lines in the communist Third World country of California.
There are no Joe Biden signs anywhere. Where’s your enthusiasm for your candidate, Democrats? You know, the candidate who came in dead last in Iowa and New Hampshire, and then somehow walked away with the nomination by totally not cheating?
Perhaps the Democrats have heard of this little phenomenon known as the “enthusiasm gap” in presidential elections? Well, if they haven’t, they’re about to learn all about it on November 3rd.