There are a million ways to discredit this vacuous attempt at mocking conservatism.
We could point out that reducing taxes on “the one percent” would allow everyone to purchase more candy, and thus distribute more candy to all trick-or-treaters who are ambitious enough to hit every house on the block.
Or, we could fight fire with fire and use this rhetoric against them.
Let’s go with the latter.
This year, we are having a Democratic Halloween. Instead of handing out candy to every costumed child who rings our doorbell, we are going to thoroughly inspect every pillow case, determine who needs which type of candy more, and confiscate 40 percent of it to give to those who are too lazy to go trick-or-treating at all.
On top of that, we’re going to confiscate more candy for reasons that will remain undisclosed.
That sounds fair, doesn’t it?
~ Facts Not Memes
