You’ve probably heard by now that podcaster Joe Rogan offered to host a four-hour debate between Donald Trump and Joe Biden. No reporters in the room, no teleprompters, just Joe and the two candidates for four hours.
President Trump, of course, immediately accepted the challenge. Do you suppose Joe Biden will be up to it? Or is he too busy these days now that “Cuties” is streaming on Netflix?
That reminds us: We’re just a few days away from Joe Biden backing out of the first presidential debate, which is scheduled for September 29th. What do you think Joe Biden’s excuse for not debating Trump will be:
A) He won’t dignify the racist cisgender patriarchy power of Orange Hitler by sharing a debate stage with him, or
B) He’s scared of the ‘rona because he’s so old and frail?
We’re guessing it will be A. Anyway, wouldn’t a Joe Rogan debate be the most epic thing ever? If it were to actually happen (which it won’t), it might break the internet. Spotify’s servers would melt as we all tried to tune in for the most-watched event in the history of the internet.