It’s been said that there are two things in life you can’t avoid: Death and taxes. But in 2020, it looks like there’s actually a third thing you can’t avoid – at least not if you use any sort of electronic device.
Mini Mike Bloomberg is everywhere these days. If you turn on your television, he’s there during the commercial breaks. If you try to watch something on YouTube, well, there’s an ad for Mini
Mike in between nearly every video. If use an ad-supported app on your phone, guess what? There’s Mini Mike.
It’s bizarre and sad. Bloomberg is dumping a literal fortune into ads all across the spectrum. How’s that working out for the little presidential contender?
Well, so far, after spending more money than most of us will make in our lifetimes combined on
advertising, Mike Bloomberg is in a five-way tie with Tulsi Gabbard, Tom Steyer, Deval Patrick and Cory Booker in the race for the Democratic nomination. They’re all tied at ZERO delegates
after the first two primaries.
Great use of your money, Mini Mike! But it’s annoying the pants off of everyone else in America.