It’s a big mystery as to why Mike Bloomberg is running for the Democratic nomination in 2020, but refuses to spend any of his personal fortune on campaign ads. What’s he thinking?
Just kidding! As this meme illustrates, you pretty much can’t get away from Bloomberg’s campaign ads, no matter what you do in life right now. We just want to play Angry Birds in peace, stupid Bloomberg ads! Leave us alone!
Seriously, Mike Bloomberg has now spent nearly half a BILLION dollars on ads for his 2020 run. To put that in perspective, he could have given every man, woman and child in America a million bucks and he wouldn’t even miss the money. That’s how rich the oligarch is.
And don’t think poorly of us, we’re just being totally honest here. If Mike Bloomberg offered us a million bucks, we’d totally take it. We still wouldn’t vote for the little guy, because he’s no Donald Trump, but we’d take the money.
But alas, Bloomberg is not attempting to buy our votes. He seems content to spend his fortune on ads. It’s really paying off, too. Total Bloomberg delegates after spending half a billion on advertising: Zero.