It’s nice to see that toxic masculinity is finally getting the recognition and praise that it has always deserved here in the good old USA. By gobbling up all the trophies in every contest, men are proving that they are simply the best at everything!
For example, have checked out any of the men’s events in the Olympics right now? Well, guess who is winning all the gold medals?
That’s right: Men!
And have you checked out any of the women’s events in the Olympics right now? Guess who is winning those events?
Once again: Men!
That hulking New Zealand dude is totally going to crush all the little gals in the weightlifting competition. And there’s nothing the girls can do to stop him, because if they even complain about it, they’ll be kicked out of sports for their bigotry.
And did you check out the Miss Nevada contest? Guess who won that?
If you guessed “a dude,” then you are correct! And let’s face it. We all know that the Miss Nevada dude is totally going to win the Miss America contest next.
Scientific conclusion of fact: Men are simply the best at everything! Woohooo!
