What’s wrong with you silly anti-vaxxers? Don’t you know that the coronavirus vaccine is “free?” Free! The best price imaginable! Why wouldn’t you all just line up to get this totally beneficial vaccine when it doesn’t cost anything?
Just look at all the benefits you get if you take the experimental DNA-altering medicine that we’re suddenly calling a “vaccine:”
Once you’re fully vaccinated, you no longer have to wear a mask or socially distance! Except for when you do have to. Which is always. Especially if you’re under the age of 18, still in school, and face zero danger from COVID.
Once you’re fully vaccinated, you can no longer catch COVID. Except for the times when you do catch it. Which seems to be often.
Once you’re fully vaccinated, you can’t die from COVID. Unless you do die from it, which can happen if you’re fat or over the age of 80.
Once you’re fully vaccinated, you have lifetime immunity. Well… not exactly “immunity.” More like limited protection for five months. At which point your “vaccination” status no longer counts and you have to get booster shots forever.
But it’s “free!”
