"Don't wear a mask, you'll get shmutz on it." "Wear two, three, or more masks, it just makes common sense." - You know who. America is finally catching on ...Continue reading

Old Joey Leg Hairs Biden hasn't been in the news much lately, not since he got caught on a hot mic calling a reporter a "stupid son of a bitch." Everyone kno ...Continue reading

Conspiracy theories are looking better and better every day. Just the other day, Charlie Kirk went off-brand to tell a rapt audience that transgenderism is litt ...Continue reading

If you've ever been to a marketing conference, you probably heard a lot of creepy, duplicitous language like "branding strategy," "target demographic," "search ...Continue reading

Neil Young and a bunch of boomer rockers got their mirkins in a twist when Joe Rogan dashed the Bolognavirus narrative over the course of a few podcasts. Young, ...Continue reading

You might have heard that Democrats are trying to pass a bill that would give the federal government the power to enforce a ban on state-level voter ID requirem ...Continue reading

The Chinese government is banning boy bands because they believe it makes young men effeminate. Russian ads for the army are looking like the trailer for a Puni ...Continue reading

You know what's cool about the vaccine? It's the fact that it doesn't stay in the muscles and it forces all of the cells it comes into contact with to produce C ...Continue reading

Back in the 80s, when everyone was spooked over AIDS, Tony Fauci played essentially the same role he does now. Namely, the role of scaring the pants off everyon ...Continue reading

Neil Young was always something of a scold, which explains why a southern man doesn't need him around anyhow. You might have heard that Joe Rogan has been treat ...Continue reading