Once upon a time, in a faraway land known as Benghazi, Hillary Clinton and Barack Obama allows tons of weapons to fall into the hands of a group known as the Muslim Brotherhood. And the Muslim Brotherhood spread those weapons all across Africa to its affiliates, such as Al Qaeda, Daesh, Al-Shabaab and Boko Haram.
Boko Haram took its newfound spoils from Hillary and Obama and proceeded to kidnap hundreds of Christian schoolgirls in Nigeria, in order to marry the girls off to their terrorist fighters. But Michelle Obama had a plan.
She posted this photo on her Twitter feed with the hashtag #BringBackOurGirls. And it totally worked! The terrorists felt so embarrassed that Michelle Obama had called them out for their shabby behavior that they released all those girls. Oh, wait. They didn’t let the girls go.
Because Boko Haram lives in the jungle and doesn’t read Michelle Obama’s Twitter feed. That story had a sad ending.
But yikes! Someone dug that old photo out, because it seemed appropriate right now after Joe Biden just abandoned hundreds – possibly thousands – of Americans in Afghanistan.
