Utah Senator Mitt Romney is a like like the Republican Party’s version of Hillary Clinton. Not only are they both viciously anti-Trump at every given opportunity, they seem to have a similar methodology when it comes to their desperate bids to cling to relevance.
They even have a similar backstory, which tells us a lot about why they might feel constant pressure to remind us all that they still exist. Romney and Clinton both ran for president twice, and lost — in part by being rejected by members of their own political parties. Both ran as sort of “moderates,” and represented their respective elite classes.
More important than anything else, they share that crucial cringe factor that makes them both almost impossible to render as authentic human beings. They’re robots, and they’re happy to shill for whatever they have to to place themselves above what they see as a barbaric class of American voters.
Mitt Romney found something he hasn’t had in at least decades in his fake Twitter Account. Pierre Delecto may have been a fake person, but he was the closest thing Romney ever had to a vertebrae.