We have a question for all the people suddenly hoarding hand sanitizers and soap these days. What were y’all doin’ before the coronavirus showed up? Seriously…you guys are gross.
But we’re glad you’re finally using hand sanitizer and hopefully washing your hands with hot water and soap. Better late than never.
Sometimes you see a meme like this one and just think, “Yeah. That one was inevitable.” It was only a matter of time before someone made a meme connecting hand washing with Jeffrey Epstein’s jailhouse
“suicide.”
How’s that big investigation of Epstein’s death coming by the way, Department of Justice? Still no leads? Great big mystery still, huh? Nothing to report? No arrests made? Gosh, what a surprise!
Well, if there’s one good thing to come out of this coronavirus thing, it’s that a lot of people now
are washing their hands more frequently. That’s always a good thing. Hopefully they won’t stop this new habit after flu season passes.
Oh, and, um… Epstein didn’t kill himself.
