Seeing as it’s [the current year], you may be out of touch with your deeply-held inner racist. Because we all know that you’re such a bigot.
Alas, we want to be politically correct for our more sensitive peers. The problem, however, is that the list of things that are racist is always changing, and it changes pretty quickly. Comedians who were completely in the left’s good graces just a few years ago now have to apologize and have their livelihood stripped away over ten-year-old tweets.
So, this list should be pretty helpful. We should make a note to follow up with a what’s-what on sexism — because that’s always changing too. We’re approaching the point where a man casually waving to an attractive woman is basically the same thing as rape, and we want our society to be as woke as possible.
Remember: tax cuts are racist, and so is border security.
