There are a lot of reasons to be put off by Beto O’Rourke — not the least of which is the fact that he’s trying so shamelessly hard to be Vanilla Obama. But this…this might be one of the strangest ones.
When Beto lost to Ted Cruz in the Texas 2018 senatorial campaign, he did what every self-indulgent hipster fantasizes about doing — getting in a car, and going on a road trip with no destination. Apparently, this was part of a spiritual quest to rediscover his life’s purpose — or something like that.
Now, we all knew Beto was something of a try-hard grunge kid. His “how do ya do, fellow kids?” schtick was on full display during that campaign as well, and it just carried over into his presidential bid. But we could handle the skateboarding. The rock band thing isn’t entirely new. What is new is the fact that Beto likes to eat magic dirt.
That’s right. Part of Beto’s vision quest was eating magic dirt, which he believes has healing properties. He even brought some back for the rest of his family to eat too.
This probably sounds very woke and hip to the Coachella crowd, but the rest of America is left scratching their heads.
This guy is a weirdo.
~ Facts Not Memes
