In a sad bit of news for the world of eye candy, Victoria’s Secret has announced that it’s going to jump on board the Diversity, Inclusion & Equity (DIE) bandwagon. The attractive models that Victoria’s Secret is known for promoting women’s undies are now going to be a thing of the past.
Instead, they’ve signed women’s soccer “star” Megan Rapinoe to be the new face of their lingerie. Because nothing says “it’s sexy time” like a purple-haired feminist hag who can’t shut up about Donald Trump!
That’s okay, though. As you know, we are HUGE soccer fans here at Facts Not Memes, so this will be a huge leap forward for women’s soccer.
Ha! Just kidding! We hate soccer with the hot, hot hatred of 10,000 burning suns. We hope that soccer falls down the stairs and can’t get up.
But anyway, Victoria’s Secret has also announced that it will begin featuring “plus-sized” models and transgenders like Thor in this meme. As one conservative pundit put it this week, Victoria’s Secret will no longer be offering eye candy. It’s now “eye broccoli.”