Finally! A protest movement that has the potential to unite Americans, rather than divide us! And that… that is a really big protest sign to kick off this new movement! Great visibility for the message. Extra points for the mullet.
It kind of brings a tear to your eye to think of the unifying message of this new movement. It doesn’t matter what your race, gender or socioeconomic background is. Everyone from the privileged to the marginalized agrees that $5 bucks for an 8-ounce package of beef jerky is pretty much highway robbery.
With prices like that, it’s actually cheaper to just buy your own cow and butcher it on your front lawn to make beef jerky for your family — not that we’re recommending that. It kind of freaked out the neighbors the last time we butchered a cow here at the Facts Not Memes mobile headquarters’ front lawn.
But what else are we supposed to do when beef jerky tyranny becomes a yoke that is too heavy to bear? Anyway, our hats go off to the beef jerky protest guy. If this movement picks up steam, he may earn our endorsement for president in 2024.
