This meme is an excellent recap of the narrative surrounding the COVID not-vaccines from May of last year until roughly today. And boy did the story change over time! Back when the shots first came out, they were safe and effective and provided nearly 100% protection against the virus. It was a miracle!
But then, the story started changing nearly every month once we got into the spring of 2021. Suddenly the vaccines were 95% effective in May. And then they were about 50% effective by July.
Then the vaccines suddenly didn’t offer any protection against coronavirus, but they reduced the spread. Sort of. It’s complicated science stuff.
Our absolute favorite is the final panel at the bottom of this meme: You die, but you go to heaven. As we all know, taking the vaccines is now a religious rite that confers sanctification and holiness on true believers. The unvaccinated, on the other hand, go to hell because they’re bad people!
We can’t wait to see how the World Health Organization spins the vaccines next: 34 out of 35 teenagers won’t even get myocarditis from the shots!