Looks like we were all lied to by science fiction authors and episodes of the old Hanna-Barbera cartoon “The Jetsons.” (Has that one been canceled yet? Just wait.) The 21st century is most definitely not turning out like any of us expected it to.
Where are our flying cars? Where are those androids that were supposed to be mining platinum and palladium from asteroids at the outer end of the solar system? We don’t even have one stupid robot to cook our Pop Tarts for us here at the Facts Not Memes mobile headquarters! Ripoff!
Instead we’ve got racist syrup, we’re burning Dr. Seuss books, and our dishwashers don’t use enough hot water to actually get the dishes clean (because global warming, naturally).
And since math has also been declared racist, we probably shouldn’t get our hopes up on seeing those flying cars anytime soon. At the rate things are deteriorating thanks to the Tyranny of the Woke, our civilization won’t be able to fill a pothole in the street soon, let alone manage something as complex as the power grid.
We wanted flying cars and all we got were 57 fake gender identities!
