No matter how hard the media and Oprah try to make us care about the royal twits from Great Britain, we just can’t do it. Sorry. We just don’t get the infatuation with this insipid princess or baronette or whatever she is, along with her husband Prince Voldemort (don’t quote us on their names or titles).
We’re pretty sure that like most Americans, we stopped caring about the royals in approximately 1776. But the media is going to MAKE us care! Pay attention to them!
We just can’t do it. It’s hard to even be sarcastic about these people when writing about a meme about them, because we… Just. Don’t. Care.
We care more about Piers Morgan who got fired from his TV show for stating his actual opinion on the matter than we care about these two. We even care more about Oprah than these two, because at least she’s from America and more relevant to all of us. How sad is that?
We’ve thought about this a lot, against our will. The only Barron we could come up with that we do care about doesn’t live at Buckingham Palace!
