How’s this for logic? President Donald Trump wants everyone to die of COVID, so he is sabotaging the US mail and trying to make everyone go to vote in person – where they’ll obviously catch the bug and die, right?
So, how do you fight back against this evil plot of evilness from Literally Hitler? Why, you go out in public in a large mob of people and protest it together. Because we all know that COVID is a politically distinguishing virus.
If you go to church, COVID will get you! If you put on a Black Lives Matter T-shirt and go burn down a CVS, you are totally protected from COVID. This must be 100% true because the Party of Science has told us it is.
COVID hates normal American things live voting in person, but it has no problem if you want to protest something in person — unless you’re protesting lockdowns over COVID, in which case COVID will murder you. The virus is that smart and insidious.
If you want protection from the virus, just switch to a woke, moronic worldview. Otherwise, anything that you want to do should be outlawed to protect you from the virus, according to Democrats.