Bidenflation Driving More Porch Pirate Thefts Than Ever Before

There’s nothing more annoying than having some jerk steal your packages off your front porch, a crime which now skyrockets every year around the holidays. 2021 has been an especially bad year so far, thanks to Joe Biden’s inflationary policies that are destroying the economy. An estimated 210 million packages have been stolen from people this year so far.

The phenomenon has gotten so bad that some agencies can track which cities are the worst in the nation for this crime. Denver, Colorado came out on top in this comparison, with more packages stolen from people’s front porches there than anywhere else. San Francisco, Salt Lake City, Seattle and San Antonio round out the top five.

One polling company estimates that 64% of Americans have had at least one package stolen in the last year – a 36% increase over 2020. This meme has a great suggestion for getting revenge on the porch pirates. We’ve already started using this as a new method to clean out the kitty litter box here at the Facts Not Memes headquarters.

Serves the porch pirates right. What kind of jerk steals Christmas presents, anyway?


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11 thoughts on “Bidenflation Driving More Porch Pirate Thefts Than Ever Before”

  1. Communist Chinese Joey Biden the crime boss of America should be arrested and HANGED for HIGHEST Crime in America TREASON along with all his backers in Congress HANGED as well on the Supreme Court Steps.
    USMC disabled, True American, not a SHIT ASS Communist Democrate

    1. Biden can be impeached, if the Republicans enact the ‘WAR POWERS ACT’ against him.
      With all the illegals he’s letting in, they are a threat to National Security!

      1. Yeah Barney, but then we get the dumbest person ever to reside in DC to lead our nation and if you thought Biden was bad…………….

        Here’s just how stupid she is, she told Charlemagne tha god that she’s the VICE PRESIDENT and her name is Kamala Harris!!!!!!!!!!

        Like this nation isn’t embarrassed enough?!

  2. The pirates are probably giving THE BIG GUY a percentage. Seems like the only JOBS BIDEN have made are for the CARTELS , Coyotes and pirates. He should be in JAIL for TREASON ALONG WITH DEMOCRATS , AG , HEAD OF FBI AND RHINOS! the list is long .
    GOD BLESS OR MILITARY POLICE AND LAW ENFORCEMENT .Pat

  3. WHEN ARE AMERICANS GOING TO WAKE UP? This is not referring to just the CRIME WAVE that has taken over the UNITED STATES but the ROOT CAUSES. Many want us to think it is strictly due to “NO BAIL” PROGRESSIVE POLITICS but that is a DISTRACTION to a PLETHORA OF POLICIES that are contributing to MURDER, LOOTING, SNATCH-N-GRAB both PORCH PACKAGES and SHOPLIFTING by GANGS, BURNING BUSINESSES to the ground, HOME INVASIONS, the TAIL and ROB folks who have left the MALL or GROCERY STORE, etc.
    The best place to start is the LAW ENFORCEMENT inability to perform their jobs because OF DEFUNDING the POLICE or being ORDERED TO STAND DOWN by DEMOCRATIC ELECTED OFFICIALS from the LOCAL LEVEL all the way up the ladder to the FEDERAL LEVEL. However, when one of these CRIMINALS does a CRIME in which the CRIMINAL cannot be ignored anymore and is arrested THE DEMOCRATIC MACHINE goes into high gear with the DEMOCRATIC DISTRICT ATTORNEY allowing for a LOW BAIL or DISMISSAL of CHARGES (2 instances within past 2 weeks this has occurred and has left 6 people dead at a Christmas Parade and a 21 year old College student dead). Phycology and Sociological Studies have given reference about how a Criminal Mind works and when there is no punishment they will continue to COMMIT CRIMES with the seriousness of the CRIME INCREASING to the point of MURDER.
    Then there is another aspect of CRIME and it is FINANCIAL, When there is RUNAWAY INFLATION like is currently being experience across the nation there are folks who normally would be LAW ABIDDING CITIZENS but do not have the money to put food on the table, therefore they resort to LOOTING, STEALING, etc. because their paychecks do not go far enough.
    The reasons for CRIME can be explained but one must FIRST have the conviction to PROTECT SOCIETY by FOLLOWING THE SCIENCE and FOLLOWING THE LAWS. When you let criminals free they will immediately go commit another CRIME. This has been know for CENTURIES, it is nothing new.
    SOLUTION IS ALSO SIMPLE, get the IDIOTS out of ELECTED OFFICE that HATE OUR SOCIETY!
    VOTE FOR LAW ENFORCEMENT and for MAINTAINING and FOLLOWING OF OUR LAWS! At this time it means GET THE DEMOCRATS OUR OF OFFICE, THEY HATE OUR COUNTRY and WE THE PEOPLE and OUR FREEDOMS! The DEMOCRATIC PARTY is striving for GLOBALISM which will make all CITIZENS SLAVES. Do not believe me read and study the GLOBALIST DOCTRINE, Oh, CLIMATE WARMING is one of their tools to destroy FREEDOMS!

    1. It’s just simple ” would you pay your electric bill if there were no consequences ” Well that’s what is happening…..no PUNISHMENT why not steal & loot . AND TO BE CLEAR, THIS IS NOT POOR PEOPLE STEALING FOOD, THIS IS CAREER CRIMINALS BEING BACKED BY DEMOCRATS!!!!!
      IMPEACH ON TREASON THIS IDIOT BIDEN AND HIS HANDERS. Pat

    2. I basically agree with your statement with the exception of normally law abiding citizens stealing because they don’t have money to put food on the table. They are not stealing food, they are stealing high cost items (which may or may not be sold for money to buy food, I don’t know). Crime is crime, no matter what the reason. I also agree that climate warming (or whatever the current politically correct wording is) is one of their tools to destroy freedoms just like the vaccine mandates are one of their tools to destroy those same freedoms. I have no problem with someone wanting to be vaccinated (even though I don’t believe the vaccines work, as per scientific evidence) but when the government tries to force people to be vaccinated that is where I draw the line.

      1. Glenn you misread, I said it wasn’t poor people stealing food , it’s career CRIMINALS stealing for profit. Being told by certain Democrats that it’s OK to loot and steal because of some perceived view that they have been held back in life. ANOTHER BIG DEMOCRATS LIE .
        ANYONE WHO IS WILLING TO WORK IN AMERICA CAN BE AS SUCCESSFUL AS THE NEXT .BUT IT TAKES WORK!!!!!!
        Guarantee the looters and rioters are NOT WORKERS , they have spent their lives living off the system/ hardworking taxpayers.
        Can’t wait till next election, I will never again vote for another DEMOCRAT.
        Pat

  4. And the nastiest PIG in this country thinks that there is “lawlessness” abounding…..” do YOU know why?!!”
    Mrs Pelosi, this is YOUR PEOPLES doing!

    The Dems are getting scared about 2022 and they’re starting to do the 180 and blame republicans for all the SHIT they’ve created. Typical democratic rhetoric. Assholes!

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