Say… what DID happen to all of that Russian collusion?
House Intelligence Committee Chairman Adam Schiff (D-CA) once called Fox News’ Tucker Carlson a “Russian agent” for asking if there was evidence of Russian collusion. Americans spent more than two years being reliably reassured that the evidence was out there.
Schiff even told the American people that he had evidence of Russian collusion, and that it was “more than circumstantial.” You just couldn’t see his evidence because it was Super Pony Echelon Top Secret, and a bunch of his CIA secret agent friends would be killed if he showed it to you!
The media was bonkers about Russian collusion as well. But out of every media figure who was absolutely certain that Russian collusion would be the end of the Bad Orange Man and the American people’s terrible decision in 2016, no one could top Rachel Maddow on MSNBC!
Maddow was the undisputed ruler when it came to wild, hour-long fact-less conspiracy theories about Russian collusion. The collusion was so important that we never seem to hear about it any more these days. We’re sure the evidence will turn up any day now!