On the day of our nation’s first totally legit inauguration behind razor wire, we made a point to check out the price of gas at the cheapest station near our ...Continue reading

We’re not sure which Photoshopped leader in this meme makes us laugh harder: Nancy Pelosi or Donald Trump. She looks genuinely nuts and Trump looks like he’ ...Continue reading

Well, it finally happened, folks. The crusty curmudgeon who totally got 80 million legit votes last November finally stepped out in front of the cameras and dei ...Continue reading

We picked on wimpy rock stars recently when a meme similar to this one popped up on the web. Now it’s time for journalists to get their turn on the “What ha ...Continue reading

Happy belated International Women’s Day to all of the womxn who celebrate that “holiday.” By the way, and this is totally off topic… and we just realize ...Continue reading

Wow – Joe Biden crushed gas prices in our area faster than he can slap a transgender dude who can’t get pregnant into one of those fancy new maternity fligh ...Continue reading

We really, really hate to “punch right” at a time when the Democrat Party is attempting a communist takeover of America, but… has anyone else noticed that ...Continue reading

Remember that (fake) stunt in the 1980s when Ozzie Osbourne pretended to bite the head off of a bat? Sure, it was completely fake, but it was also pretty hardco ...Continue reading

We enjoyed this meme so much that we went and tested it for ourselves. 100% true. You can even try this experiment yourself right now. Start typing in “why ce ...Continue reading

No matter how hard the media and Oprah try to make us care about the royal twits from Great Britain, we just can’t do it. Sorry. We just don’t get the infat ...Continue reading