If you think back to just before the 2020 election, you might remember that the Democrat Party’s two main groups of riot shock troops started threatening to “take it to the suburbs.” That was hilarious!
Especially when a few bands of rioters did actually wander into some suburb-ish areas to try to cause some mayhem. Those Twitter videos of rioters getting the snot tromped out of them by carpenters, drywall installers and plumbers (and their wives) were some of the best highlights of the year.
So, when BLM-tifa starts threatening to take their road show to rural America, most of rural America just sits on the porch while yawning and opening up another can of Pabst Blue Ribbon. We don’t care, little rioters. Come on out! We’ve already pre-dug the holes out in a remote spot in the forest!
All of the racial harmony and equality that these dorks claim to support already exists out in rural America, and we have this pesky tendency to look out for each other and respect private property rights. After all, our cities aren’t run by Democrats.
No, seriously, rioters: Come on out.
