We’re living in strange times, folks. We’re told that ballots are so insignificant – and so sacrosanct and holy – that we must never examine them, lest it undermine our faith in the institution of voting. But memes and tweets… well, those are unholy and suspect if they make liberals feel bad.
If you send a meme or a tweet that liberals dislike, then look out! Because here come the unhappy blue-haired gender studies majors from Twitter to “fact check” you. Wouldn’t want anyone having access to unapproved thoughts!
If you don’t play by their rules, which seem to change on a day-to-day basis, you might find yourself in Twitter jail. Two-week lockout for you, komrade, for not following our “community standards.”
But the ballots? Nope. You can’t fact-check those!
According to former Attorney General Bill Barr, it’s perfectly normal for hundreds of thousands of ballots to show up in the dead of night and be counted after all the GOP observers have been sent home for the night. And since you’re prohibited from fact-checking the ballots, you also can’t fact-check the machines because that would be a danger to democracy as well.
