Behold, Republican cowards: the man you and President Donald Trump should fear in 2020 — the true maverick candidate that will bring down the corrupt Nazi regime in Washington and usher in a new era of peace and fairness — former New York City Mayor Michael Bloomberg.
Bloomberg’s flirtation with a presidential run, if nothing else, shows us how hilariously weak the Democratic Party’s field is going into 2020. And, if we’re being honest, they really have no excuse here. President Donald Trump, as effective as he is, is deeply unpopular in many parts of the country. All the DNC had to do was tell its members to not be completely insane. Winning was supposed to be as easy as shutting up every now and then.
But, as we’ve seen with House Democrats in Congress, they just can’t help themselves. They have to be totally crazy all of the time. Taking just a quick glance at the top of the list, you’ll see a former VP that can’t stay awake (or keep himself from sniffing hair), a Harvard professor that claims to be against the elite class, an openly avowed socialist, and a small town mayor no one likes or cares about (he is, however, a gay man — which is extremely important).
Ask yourself this: what does Bloomberg bring to the table? Nothing. He’s a billionaire. He hates big gulp sodas. He was also talking about taking all of our guns away before Beto O’Rourke was even a household name. He is going nowhere.