Are we ever going to be done with the Jeffrey Epstein memes?
In all likelihood, Jeffrey Epstein’s “suicide” is going to remain one of the great “unsolved mysteries” in America for years to come. Outside of one of Hillary Clinton’s assassins admitting to it in his deathbed memoirs, we’re never even going to see an actual investigation into Epstein’s demise.
The Department of Justice wrote the whole thing off immediately. They didn’t even seem to think it was curious that the cameras watching Epstein’s cell were off for some reason. Nothing fishy to see there!
What we want to know is whether Jeffrey Epstein voted for Joe Biden this year. It probably depends on where he was registered to vote.
If his registration was in Florida, then probably not, because Florida is a real state that takes its election integrity seriously… unlike some states. (Looking at you, Georgia, Wisconsin, Michigan, Nevada, Arizona and Pennsylvania.)
But if Jeffrey Epstein was registered to vote in New Mexico, where he owned that big ranch that was always visited by the Clintons… well, we’re guessing it’s probably a 50/50 chance that Jeffrey Epstein voted for Joe Biden.