Phew! Good news! The United Nations has issued a declaration stating that the world is NOT secretly manipulated by the global elites. What a relief to hear! Um… hey, wait a second!
As Bart Simpson notes in this meme, that is a rather odd thing to just sort of announce out of the blue, isn’t it? And in case you missed the news, yes, the UN really did declare war on “dangerous” conspiracy theories when it made this announcement.
That would be super crazy if the world was manipulated by the global elites, wouldn’t it? If that were true, then when a global pandemic comes along, every single nation would enact the exact same COVID policies with no variation whatsoever, like mandatory masking and two weeks to slow the curve.
But that didn’t happen. Every nation, especially the democracies of the western world, had totally different COVID policies and it didn’t look like there was some invisible hand ordering all of them to do the exact same thing at the same time, right?
We’re relieved to know that the global elites are not secretly manipulating the world.