Out of all the fake stories that January 6 “witness” Cassidy Hutchinson told during her testimony to the Liz Cheney Committee, the funniest one had to be the story of Donald Trump going rogue and trying to command the presidential limo. That story was not quite the scathing attack that many of Trump’s enemies thought it would be.
If you missed it, the fake witness claimed that Trump tried to grab the steering wheel of the presidential limo so he could drive to the January 6 protest at the Capitol. When Trump’s Secret Service driver tried to stop him, Trump choked the guy.
Trump’s enemies don’t seem to realize just how badly we all wish that story were true. That would have been awesome!
Unfortunately, we all know that it’s just more fake news. Donald Trump is a lot of things, but James Bond is not one of those things. There’s like zero chance there’s any truth to this story.
This meme shows us what it probably would have been like if Trump had commandeered the vehicle. Pepe the Frog looks pretty upset in the backseat. Time for insurrection!