To whomever did this Photoshop job: Excellent work! It looks as if the guy barbecuing sausages in this meme really has turned one of those creepy government attack robots into a barbecue.
This DIY project wouldn’t actually be that hard to make at home, if Joe Biden does send one of these robot attack dogs to your home to try to make you take down some mean tweets. Just follow these steps.
First, flip the robot attack dog onto its back. You might need a Phillips-head screwdriver for this next step, depending on the type of robot attack dog that has invaded your home. Remove the battery pack located in the robot attack dog’s underbelly.
Watch your fingers around the robot attack dog’s flailing legs in the above steps. They can generate hundreds of pounds of force and you might lose some fingers!
Finally, strip the guts out of the robot attack dog to create a nice, enclosed bed for your barbecue coals. Voila! You’ll be cooking burgers and steaks on your very own robot attack dog barbecue in no time at all! (And you’re welcome.)