We’ve Found the Perfect Replacement for the Cleveland Indians

The sports media world has been giving the politically correct ownership of the Cleveland Indians a tongue bath this week for changing the name of the team to the Cleveland Guardians. Except… whoops! There’s already a different professional team in Cleveland known as the Guardians. So, now the professional roller derby team known as the … Continue reading

Ice Cube Doesn’t Look Impressed with Joe Biden’s Crazy Mandates

The Centers for Disease Control and the rest of the Biden regime have gone cuckoo this week. Their flip-flops on mask guidance and vaccines is just out of control. No one can make heads or tails of this stuff. Vaccinated people have to wear masks once again, for some reason. So that they don’t catch … Continue reading

Grown Man Blubbers Like a Baby During His Audition in Front of Pelosi

We don’t know about you, but we felt like Day 1 of Nancy Pelosi’s fake and partisan January 6th Commission hearings were filled with toxic femininity. What in the world is wrong with Rep. Adam Kinzinger (R-IN)? He appears to be a grown man on the exterior, but he sure doesn’t act like one! This … Continue reading

How Did the Democrats Running the Biden Regime Not See This Coming?

If you think Joe Biden is invisible these days, then what’s up with Kamala Harris? She’s vanished like all of the pie at the buffet after Jerrold Nadler goes through the line! All of the puppet-masters running the show behind the scenes somehow failed to notice throughout 2020 that Kamala Harris is terrible – and … Continue reading

Joe Biden Orders His Favorite Drink in the World (Definitely Not Children's Blood)

Remember a couple of years ago when we all felt kind of sorry about Joe Biden because of his obvious dementia, and we felt sort of guilty about making fun of him all the time? Yeah… we’ve gotten over that. Especially nowadays since the puppet that they are propping up as the supposed leader of … Continue reading

If You Think Joe Biden’s COVID Rules Are Insane, Check This Out

Don’t get us wrong: Joe Biden’s COVID rules have now crossed over into the realm of downright schizophrenic. Biden says the vaccines work perfectly. They don’t cause any serious illnesses or heart attacks or sudden death; and if you get the shot, you absolutely won’t get COVID no matter what. The shots are a 100% … Continue reading

Chicago Mayor Misunderstood Joe Biden and It’s Hilarious

We learned an important lesson back in June of 2015 when Donald Trump walked down the golden escalator and entered the race for president: Powerful people hate it when we laugh at them for their failings. That’s the presuppositional argument behind most political memes, and why memes are so popular these days. They allow us … Continue reading

Americans Need to Wake Up to Biden's Threat of Forced Vaccinations

Joe Biden and his little gnome Anthony Fauci announced new mask mandates from the CDC today – even for people who are vaccinated. Meanwhile, Senate Minority Leader Mitch McConnell threatened Americans with more economic lockdowns if they don’t rush out and take the brand-new, experimental DNA-altering medicine known as the “COVID vaccines.” It’s pretty clear … Continue reading

Trump is Having the Last Laugh Because of Election Audits

The Democrats must really be doing the “Nadler Two-Step” and messing their trousers because of the ongoing election audits – and the audits that are yet to come. Preliminary results from Arizona and Georgia have conclusively proven that Donald J. Trump won those states by a lot. Pennsylvania is launching a forensic audit as well, … Continue reading

Wait, Whatever Happened to THESE Viruses?

We have yet to hear a viable explanation behind the joke in this meme from any of our vaunted health officials who have had such a great track record for the past year and a half. Why isn’t anyone catching the flu or the common cold or pneumonia anymore? We’ve seen dumb people on Twitter … Continue reading