Sweet Melania! She was so… dreamy! Oh, how we miss the days of having such an elegant and beautiful First Lady running events at the White House. Guess we’re back to the days of frumpy school teacher marms who stole Willy Wonka’s wardrobe again.
There have probably been multiple suicides since Easter due to people observing Jill Biden’s ankles in this photograph. Now you get to carry that nightmare around, too. Because we made you look. You’re welcome.
Melania Trump was such a good looking broad that she’ll probably never be topped in terms of First Ladies in America, or any other country. We can’t wait until she’s back in charge of hosting all the social events in the White House in January of 2025.
We also miss Melania because she was such a great source of memes. She wasn’t afraid to troll her husband’s enemies, which is the best sort of wife to have. Her stunning good looks enraged Democrats and inspired the rest of us to clean ourselves up a little bit.
You can’t come back soon enough, Melania!