Most people seem to have caught on to all the coroney-baloney floating around out there these days. Not just the masks and social distancing; those were always absurd. But the incredible number of medicines that they’re suddenly wanting everyone to take, forever and ever, to prevent an illness that has a 99.7% survival rate for anyone under the age of 80.
Once you get your first shot from Pfizer or Moderna, you’re not actually vaccinated. If you get the second shot and die within two weeks from that shot, you are counted as “unvaccinated” in the CDC’s death statistics. If the vaccine and the coronavirus don’t kill you within that window, THEN you are vaccinated. Sort of. But only for a little while!
The second shot wears off after about five months, so then you gotta boost! Get your booster shot after five months, otherwise you’re just as unvaccinated as a totally unvaccinated person who has never received a single shot.
But help is on the way! Pfizer is developing a new anti-COVID medicine. It’s in pill form, and you only have to take it twice a day to prevent coronavirus. Plus the booster shots twice a year.
Then you will be safe and you’ll never die!
