Strange times call for strange memes, apparently.
It’s now illegal in many states to go out and get your hair cut. But if you want to go to the dope store and buy some dope, well, that’s perfectly fine. States where pot is legal are also likely to be states where it is illegal to get your hair cut. Coincidence? We think not!
In some locations, we’re not pretty convinced that the leaders are smoking too much legalized dope. In Los Angeles, for example, the mayor has banned people from walking on the dry sand on the beaches. The wet sand is fine but stay off the dry sand. Science!
In many, many legalized dope states, church has been declared too dangerous, but it’s okay to go shop at Walmart at the same time as 7,000 of your neighbors. Fishing in a motorboat is fine in one state, but not in a rowboat. So. Much. Science!
These lockdown governors must be smoking their own legalized dope. That’s the most logical explanation for some of the nuttiness and authoritarianism we’re seeing during this pandemic. The hippies finally won.
