Justice for Juicy, baby! Serious question: Was there a single person on this spinning ball in the middle of space with an IQ slightly above a broccoli floret’s who didn’t see this fake noose asteroid coming from a million miles away?
If you somehow missed this story, NASCAR driver Bubba Wallace, who happens to be the only black driver on the NASCAR circuit, has been popping off lately as only a woke social justice warrior could.
NASCAR banned all displays of the Confederate flag at its events a few days ago — and not because fans complained about it. In fact, NASCAR only received one lonely complaint about it…from Bubba Wallace.
Then a couple of days later, Wallace announced to the world that Trump supporters hung a noose in his garage stall. To his credit, at least Wallace didn’t claim that two Trump supporters beat him up, poured bleach on him and then screamed “This is MAGA country!” into the night before wandering off into a polar vortex.
And you guessed it. After 15 FBI agents swarmed to Bubba’s garage… the noose was his garage rope. Bubba Smollett has a nice ring to it.