Just in case you’ve forgotten, the Secret Service has despised Joe Biden ever since he became Barack Obama’s vice president. Even though Biden gets a pass on his creepy behavior from the media, the poor folks tasked with protecting his life are constantly made miserable by his weirdness.
Seriously, we’ve heard some truly disturbing allegations in this regard.
Female Secret Service agents were constantly asking to be reassigned, while presumably contemplating suicide, because they had to protect Joe Biden while he goes on his daily nude swim. Oh, and, um… about that image that’s now stuck in your head? You’re welcome.
The Secret Service had to cancel their annual Christmas party in the Vice President’s residence because Joe Biden was always getting a little too “hands on” with agents’ wives and girlfriends. One agent wrote a book about one of his colleagues actually being fired from the Secret Service, because he almost decked creepy Joe at a Christmas party.
This isn’t normal.
This Wheel of Fortune meme with Biden in it is actually “mostly true” according to our fact checkers. But hopefully Creepy Joe isn’t sniffing too many kids these days, since he’s now been assigned to just hang out in the White House basement most of the time.