What Are the Odds on Ghislaine Maxwell Lasting Through the Next 2 Weeks?

Jeffrey Epstein’s madam and procurer Ghislaine Maxwell has been sentenced to 20 years in prison for child trafficking. And as the late, great Norm McDonald notes in this meme, she’s the first person to be sentenced for trafficking children to nobody.

How is it even vaguely possible that no one in the FBI or the Department of Justice has leaked the list of Epstein and Maxwell’s clients by now? We all know the answer. The powerful people on that list don’t want us to know.

Maxwell made headlines again this week because she’s now been place on suicide watch in jail. What a coincidence! Just like Jeffrey Epstein, who totally didn’t kill himself. The silver lining in all of this is that we now know we’ll continue to have a flood of Epstein/Maxwell memes for the foreseeable future.

Hey, does everyone remember that time when Bill Gates got in trouble for being friends with Epstein, but then he suddenly became an expert on farming and vaccines and the media just completely moved on? Good times.

Quick prediction before we go: Ghislaine Maxwell didn’t kill herself.


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6 thoughts on “What Are the Odds on Ghislaine Maxwell Lasting Through the Next 2 Weeks?”

  1. They had better take real good care of Ghislaine. She is of SOUND MIND AND BODY and is expected to stay that way through out her stay in prison. NO UNDERHANDED TRICKS, such as that, that befell her partner = suicide or any other evil deed.

  2. Absolutely NO reason the names shouldn’t be released! Hopefully the #redtsunami can do something with it.

  3. I would say her odds of staying alive even in a suicide watch cell are pretty bad, especially with the Clintons being involved as anyone before that had dirt on the Clintons ended up under mysterious reasons.

  4. With the Clintons involved I wouldn’t take a hundred to one odds on her being alive two weeks from now. Hillary has Assassins-R-Us on speed dial. And I’m sure other of the wealthy elites can borrow that number. Maxwell’s only chance is if she has a book of names and dates hidden somewhere, with the threat of releasing it in event of her Arkancide.

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