Remember when America’s real president invited those college athletes to the White House and said that the stacks of burgers were “a mile high”… and the Washington Post fact-checked him to claim that he had lied? Good times!
We very much preferred Donald Trump’s philosophy on burgers more than Joe Biden’s insane plan. Joey Asterisk is demanding that Americans drastically reduce their red meat consumption in order to save the planet from global warming (which is fake).
Under Biden’s new tyrannical global warming (which is fake) plan, each American will only be able to eat the equivalent of one hamburger per month. Get it? It’s science! By eating the equivalent of one burger per month, it will affect the weather in the year 2246 or something. Science!
No thanks, Joe. As for the rest of us out here in what we like to call America, we’ll continue the policy burgers piled a mile high. Burgers stacked clear up to the sky. Burgers all the time, as far as the eye can see!
