You can always count on leftists to tell you who they fear the most—not with words, but with vandalism. In the latest installment of “Unhinged Progressives Do Unhinged Things,” a staffer for Minnesota’s Democrat Governor Tim Walz has allegedly been caught on camera repeatedly vandalizing Teslas, the very vehicles his boss just finished mocking in public. You can’t make this stuff up.
Dylan Bryan Adams, a 33-year-old fiscal policy analyst for Walz’s administration, was arrested for allegedly keying several Teslas around Minneapolis—causing an estimated $20,000 in damage. This wasn’t some spontaneous act of passion. According to footage posted by a Minnesota crime watchdog account on X, this was a cold, calculated rampage that took place over multiple days. The kicker? Adams took his dog with him during these little outings. Just a man, his mutt, and his hatred for Elon Musk—what a wholesome left-wing family outing.
The footage is undeniable. Adams is allegedly seen sidling up to parked Teslas with his dog, looking around, and then dragging his keys like a toddler throwing a tantrum. In one clip, he aggressively carves into the body of not one but two Teslas. This wasn’t some random punk lashing out. This was a government employee with a salary funded by you, the taxpayer.
Walz’s office, of course, had no comment. That’s no surprise. You see, just a few weeks ago, Governor Walz—who once auditioned as Kamala’s backup dancer in the failed 2024 VP race—went on a public tirade about Tesla stock dropping. During a rally in Wisconsin, he bragged about tracking the company’s stock on his iPhone “for a little boost during the day.” Because that’s what the left does: they root for failure, especially when it involves Elon Musk—who they now see as Public Enemy No. 1 for daring to support free speech and work with President Trump.
The governor chuckled that Tesla owners could just “take dental floss and pull the Tesla thing off.” Hilarious, right? A sitting governor encouraging vandalism—then backpedaling by calling it a “joke.” We’ve seen this script before: say something outrageous, signal to the base, then claim you were “kidding” when it hits the headlines.
Here’s where things get even more serious. The FBI recently formed a task force to investigate what they’re calling “domestic terrorism” against Tesla. Since President Trump’s triumphant return to the White House and Elon Musk’s appointment as head of the new Department of Environmental Efficiency (DOGE), the attacks have been nonstop. Dealerships burned. Charging stations vandalized. Tesla owners targeted simply for driving a product that dares to exist outside the woke green-industrial complex. So much for “tolerance.”
As Musk told Fox News’ Bret Baier last month, “Tesla’s a peaceful company that has made great cars, great products — that’s all it’s done.” But when your car company isn’t unionized, your CEO doesn’t bow to the climate cult, and your name is associated with making things instead of tearing them down, the left treats you like a heretic.
This entire episode is a microcosm of everything wrong with today’s Democratic Party. It’s not just that a taxpayer-funded staffer allegedly committed a string of property crimes. It’s not just that his boss publicly joked about a private company’s misfortunes. It’s that they all think this is okay. That vandalism is fine—as long as it’s against the “right” targets. That destruction is justified when it’s in the name of “equity.” That laws are for other people.
It’s time to start holding Democrats accountable for the culture of hate and lawlessness they’ve created. Whether it’s rioting in the name of “justice” or keying Teslas in the name of climate purity, they’ve embraced chaos as a political weapon.
This wasn’t about cars. This was about control. And Elon Musk, with his billions and his boldness, stands in their way.
