Whoa! This picture is totally real!
The Fiserv Forum in Milwaukee is the home of the NBA’s Bucks and the Marquette University men’s basketball team. We had never noticed it before, because the building is so new.
Groundbreaking on the stadium only happened in 2016 and they didn’t put the hair… ahem… sorry, we meant to say the “roof” on the stadium until 2017.
And as luck would have it, this is the only building in Milwaukee that’s big enough to house the
Democratic Party’s convention next summer, when they crown someone (your guess is as good as ours) to be the sacrificial lamb to face Donald Trump in November.
This is just too good to be true. Just look at the flowing golden swoop of the hair – sorry, “roof” on that building.
A lot Democrat delegates may not be able to walk into the building, because the glorious sight of that hair (sorry)… uh… “roof” will likely trigger anxiety attacks in us. Don’t worry, Democrats.
When the rest of us see the Fiserv Forum, we don’t see a glorious head of hair. We see the crown of the 2020 victor!