Remember the long-ago days from just a couple of weeks ago when America had a beautiful, highly competent and intelligent White House Press Secretary? Yeah. Those days are over.
Kayleigh McEnany was so strikingly good at her job that she spawned dozens of superhero memes that were dedicated to her. She had that special combination that infuriates all of the low-testosterone and low-competence reporters in the White House press pool: She’s dazzlingly beautiful and ferociously good at her job.
Watching her slice and dice liberal reporters was more fun than anything on ESPN these days. But now, she’s gone. The new White House Press Secretary for the current regime is not nearly as competent at her job. You’ve probably seen the viral videos of her already (which she’s really mad about), in which she always tells reporters that she will “circle back” to them on that question because she doesn’t know the answer just yet.
The country’s in the very best of hands!
Any question that doesn’t involve Joe Biden’s favorite ice cream, the Biden family dogs, the color of Air Force One, or Joe’s favorite smell (children’s shampoo), results in the press secretary hitting the “Circle Back” panic button.