We haven’t been able to confirm whether this is a real photo of Bigfoot and Elvis riding the Loch Ness monster or if it has been Photoshopped, but it is definitely more believable than “Joe Biden totally won 80 million legit votes.” If we were forced to choose between the two, we’d say the Bigfoot-Elvis alliance is real.
The really astonishing thing is how many Members of Congress are willing to go on camera and just lie to our faces about the 2020 election. They’ve all seen the same evidence that the rest of us have seen, and are still scratching their heads and saying, “Well, it sort of looks maybe fishy, but whatever! Let’s certify Joe Biden as the victor!”
It seems like a pretty obvious “tell” that no one in the media is even willing to ask how Joe Biden managed to pull off a record-setting victory of epic proportions after hiding in his basement all year long and not running a real campaign. How’d he do that?
Who are all of these Biden voters? Where did they come from?
Maybe we should ask Elvis and Bigfoot.
