If you have an idiot for a governor (Looking at you, 48 states not named “Florida” and “Texas!”), your life probably isn’t still back to normal yet after coronavirus. That crazy-eyed governor in Michigan, for example, just announced that she might keep punishing her citizens until July.
But it’s important to note that we’ve now hit an important milestone in America. Despite what the media and public health officials are telling you, COVID is pretty much all done. As of this week, the total case rate across America is now lower than it was when we started that whole dumb 15 Days to Flatten the Curve Quarantine.
Remember that? We thought it was going to be all romantic, so we stocked up on bottles of wine and Marvin Gaye albums here at the Facts Not Memes Mobile Headquarters. But noooo…
Mrs. Facts Not Memes had other ideas on how we should spend the quarantine.
So far, we’ve installed new drywall, replaced the kitchen sink, installed a new blower motor on the central air system, resealed the driveway, repainted the danged fence and… we’ve decided that quarantine stinks! It’s exhausting! Let’s not do that again!
