Quick! Tell us the name of the 2020 Oscar winner for Best Picture!
Just kidding. We have no idea what movie that was, we never saw it and we never will. Because like you, we decided it was more important to re-grout our bathroom tiles than to sit around for several hours watching a bunch of people who hate us as they lecture us about social justice, while giving each other trophies for making movies that none of us have seen.
Our personal 2020 Oscar scorecard had only one question on it, in order for Facts Not Memes to consider the family worthy of an award:
“Did your little movie have ‘Rambo’ in its title?”
If the answer is “No,” then we didn’t bother watching the movie.
And much like The Family Guy in this meme, we have somehow missed the Academy Awards something like 15 times in a row now. We don’t feel like our lives are in any way diminished by this, however. Think of all the hours we’ve saved!