Donald Trump just won the illegal immigration war against Colombia in 10 hours—and he didn’t need a single soldier, drone, or diplomatic handshake. No, Trump did what he does best: he hit them where it hurts—their wallets.
Colombia’s socialist president thought he could play tough, refusing to accept deportation flights of illegal immigrants. Bad idea. Trump responded with a 25% tariff on Colombian goods, escalating to 50% if they didn’t back down.
Ten hours later, Colombia’s leader waved the white flag. Not only did he accept the deportees, but he also offered to personally send his presidential jet to pick them up. That’s MAGA power in action.
The Trump Blueprint: Make ‘Em Dance Like Spider
If you’ve ever seen Goodfellas, you remember the scene where Joe Pesci makes a guy dance by shooting at his feet. That’s exactly what Trump did to Colombia’s president—and it’s the exact strategy he should use on every other country that fights our immigration laws, every Sanctuary city defying ICE, and even Columbia University (which, let’s be honest, might be just as anti-American as the country).
Here’s the three-part plan to make them all dance:
- Cut Off Foreign Aid Immediately
Colombia alone gets $900 million from the U.S. for its own immigration crisis. Why are we paying them while they refuse to cooperate with our immigration laws? Turn off the spigot. No warning. No negotiations.
2. Escalating Tariffs for Repeat Offenders
If any deported illegal comes back, slap their country with a 1% tariff per person. Ten come back? That’s 10%. A hundred? That’s 100%. Their entire economy will depend on stopping illegal immigration at the source. Watch how fast they start sealing their own borders.
3. Hit Sanctuary Cities Where It Hurts
Any city or state that harbors illegals? No more federal funding. Period. No threats—just do it. When the money stops flowing, mayors and governors will fold like cheap lawn chairs.
But that’s not all. Trump should go even further:
- Arrest government officials who defy federal immigration law. (How long will Governor Gavin Newsom keep up the sanctuary nonsense from a prison cell?)
- Boycott blue states—77 million MAGA voters refusing to visit or buy products from sanctuary cities will crush their economies overnight.
- Cut off elite universities like Columbia for offering free rides to illegal aliens while forcing American students into debt.
- Defund Catholic Charities for using taxpayer dollars to enable illegal immigration.
The Bottom Line: Cut Off Their Cash & Watch ‘Em Fold
Every battle comes down to money, and Trump just proved that bankrupting the bad guys works. Whether it’s foreign nations, radical mayors, or woke universities, the message is the same:
Take their money and make them dance.