Lucy’s Totally Going to Let Charlie Brown Kick the Vaccine Football This Time

“Just get the vaccine and then your life can go back to normal,” they told us. You won’t have to wear a mask, you can go anywhere you want and do anything you want! Pinky-swear!

Quick question: Did anyone actually believe the people in charge when they told us that? Especially after the “experts” have been caught lying to us about every single aspect of coronavirus since day one?

We’re probably going to be hammered for spreading “vaccine misinformation” just for printing this, but the following things have all been announced by the CDC within the past two weeks:

If you are fully vaccinated (both shots) for coronavirus, you can still catch coronavirus, you can spread coronavirus to other people, and you can even die from coronavirus.

Oh, and the vaccines appear to begin losing their efficacy at about the 6-month mark, so you’ll need a booster shot. Or two. Or five. Or maybe just permanent boosters.

Kind of makes you wonder why they want to make the vaccines mandatory for everyone, since they don’t seem to actually work. But they totally mean it this time and you can take your mask off after you’ve gotten your fifth booster.


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