What happens when Mark Zuckerberg decides to stop indulging left-wing absurdity? Well, apparently, Silicon Valley’s wokest warriors respond with “quiet rebellions”—by smuggling tampons into men’s bathrooms. You can’t make this stuff up.
Earlier this month, Meta removed tampons from men’s bathrooms in its offices—because, shocker, men don’t need them. This was just one part of Zuckerberg’s recent shake-up, where he dared to suggest that free speech matters, and that maybe—just maybe—Silicon Valley should stop censoring everything conservatives say.
The Woke Tantrum Begins
According to The New York Times, Meta’s resident gender warriors weren’t about to take this tampon injustice lying down. Instead, they began covertly stocking the men’s restrooms with their own sanitary products in an attempt to fight back.
But that’s not all. Some employees even started circulating a petition to bring the tampons back, because apparently, a tech giant’s biggest crisis isn’t AI, privacy concerns, or censorship—it’s making sure a small percentage of employees have access to women’s hygiene products in the wrong bathrooms.
Zuck Stands Firm
In response, Meta’s Vice President of Workplace Services addressed the rebellion, calmly reminding employees that providing tampons in the men’s room was never a corporate priority—and it wasn’t coming back.
While the company tried to soften the blow by promising to “share feedback with leadership,” it was clear that Meta’s top brass is done pandering to the activist minority.
The Times Laments Silicon Valley’s ‘Rightward Shift’
According to The New York Times, this tampon uprising is part of a broader “quiet rebellion” within Silicon Valley, as leftist employees try to cope with the reality that their bosses aren’t catering to their every whim anymore.
Zuckerberg’s newfound appreciation for “masculine energy”—a topic he recently discussed on The Joe Rogan Experience—has also sparked outrage among woke employees, who reportedly wanted to ask how women could bring “masculine energy” to the workplace in a future company Q&A. Meta conveniently changed its format to skip unproductive questions like that.
The Bottom Line: Reality Check for Silicon Valley’s Activist Class
Meta’s decision to focus on actual work rather than identity politics is a win for normal people everywhere. And if woke employees think their biggest battle is the tampon supply in men’s bathrooms, then maybe they should consider working for a tampon company instead of a tech firm.
At the end of the day, Zuckerberg still runs Meta—not a bunch of social justice warriors.
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