Congratulations to Dan Quayle! He’s no longer the least popular vice president in modern American history. A new champion has been crowned now that Kamala Harris* has come along. Even though she’s not technically a real vice president (due to that wonky election last November), Harris is demonstrably the least popular VP since as far back as anyone alive can remember.
Democrats are having emergency meetings about it right now, because they’ve suddenly realized that they don’t have a viable candidate to run against Donald Trump in 2024. The situation is so dire that even the mainstream media is starting to throw shade at Not-Mrs.-Willie-Brown. Yikes!
Kamala’s not happy about that. She’s complaining that the liberal mainstream media – that gaggle of Democrat Party operatives with microphones – are a bunch of misogynist sexist dummies. They just don’t “get” Kamala because of all their sexism and dumbness. Kamala is too nuanced for them to really understand her!
Of course, that’s the argument we always get whenever a Democrat turns out to be unpopular. They’re just so much smarter than all of us dumb hicks in flyover country that we couldn’t possibly understand them.