Have you ever seen a person as weirdly devoid of real human emotions as Kamala Harris? We can’t think of anyone. Maybe Facebook owner Mark Zuckerberg whenever he testifies before Congress? But Harris is truly different. She’s like the absolute personification of blind ambition. She doesn’t seem capable of producing a single authentic human emotion.
Did you see clips of that fake NASA video she did last week with the child actors and actresses? She comes across as so creepy and weird – while trying to act like an adult woman who likes children – that you’d never want to let her babysit your kids. They’d be warped from hanging around with her.
Her birthday was on Wednesday and some of her staffers tried to throw her a surprise party. Harris burst into the room unexpectedly and yelled, “Surprise!” And thus ruined the surprise part of it for her terrified staff. What a weirdo!
If the Secret Service is wondering who has been leaving stray banana peels and LEGO bricks scattered around in the hallways of the White House… we have a suspect!